My husband is hilarious, and I know all wives say that, but John really is! He’s also a pretty good cook. With a couple of exceptions, everything he makes turns out well. Because he makes good food, some of the things he says when cooking are exceptionally funny. If all you had were these comments, you’d get the impression he’s a terrible cook! That’s why I love them.
“What’s a sauce pan?”
“Do we have a mixing bowl?”
“It says ‘Cream the butter,’ want me to melt it?”
Reading the word fermometer on his brewing instructions:
“Fem-o-meter…Ferm-o-meter…Oh, Fermometer!”
And the grand finale, this one had me laughing for a solid five minutes, and still makes me chuckle when I think about it:
‘Sift the dry ingredients’
“Where’s the potato masher at?”
Inquisitive look from me
“Hey it works” (while stirring the dry ingredients with said masher)